"KANSAR PROMOTIONAL ADS: THE BRILLIANT INVENTION OF THE ZAPPER!"
"'The 'Z-42 HANDHELD BDSM ELECTROCUTION TOOL', or Zapper for short is an incredible piece of technology from Chevrolet and a million other companies that pitched in (well really they were just trying to patent it...) is a handheld BDSM electrocution tool! Short-form, even a 12 year old can hold it!
It's power is so strong, it can even stun a 52 year old! We've yet to try it with 93 year olds because at that age they'd probably die from the shock. And they've probably retired from BDSM anyway. It's designed to give off the max pleasure, by not just hurting the victim, but shaking them profusely and in some cases, even stunning them for 2 MINUTES after the initial stun! Those who are stunned with it are entirely unable to move and simply just shake! There is an option for EXTREME pain on selected models, but the pain immediately goes away after the stun effect for both. In short, it's a perfect marvel of BDSM technology.
OUR RESPONSE:
That's the patent message they gave us before we found it in some old warehouses in Louisiana. Seems like we know the perfect fit for it, someone with that crude of a sense of humor. So we tried it, and we tried recording it. It was so successful we even got this moment! But now they're trying to hug each other or something? These two make no sense, she was literally just THROWING HER INTO A DAMN TRASH BAG TO REMIND HER OF HER SEXUAL TRAUMA! Yeah, it turns out something as stupid as that can activate flashbacks by restricting the movement of the person inside, and the bad smells inside of it awaken a sense of dread, reminding someone who experienced that (especially for 20+ years) of the awful smell of the basements they were often held in. I guess it's imaginative, and it maximizes torture, so we're okay with it."
