"KANSAR PROMOTIONAL ADS: THE BRILLIANT INVENTION OF THE ZAPPER!"
"'The 'Z-42 HANDHELD BDSM ELECTROCUTION TOOL', or Zapper for short is an incredible piece of technology from Chevrolet and a million other companies that pitched in (well really they were just trying to patent it...) is a handheld BDSM electrocution tool! Short-form, even a 12 year old can hold it!
It's power is so strong, it can even stun a 52 year old! We've yet to try it with 93 year olds because at that age they'd probably die from the shock. And they've probably retired from BDSM anyway. It's designed to give off the max pleasure, by not just hurting the victim, but shaking them profusely and in some cases, even stunning them for 2 MINUTES after the initial stun! Those who are stunned with it are entirely unable to move and simply just shake! There is an option for EXTREME pain on selected models, but the pain immediately goes away after the stun effect for both. In short, it's a perfect marvel of BDSM technology.'